Like they say, two
is company, three
is a crowd, which is
what happens, father said,
when a married couple has
a child – crowded conditions.
And the more children you have,
the more crowded it becomes
until you’re forced to find a house
with more bedrooms and bathrooms.
And it only stops when you stop
having children, provided they
don’t move into your house when
they become older with their families.