Conditions of Body and Mind After You Turn Thirty

I think I saw Robinson,
scolding our Commander Friday
not to pick his nose at press conferences.
Columbus sat next to him,
eating pork, grilled on sheep fat,
broad smile on his face, as he was the first
who brought lice to America.
Our army also returned,
starving, tired, beaten,
led by Cyclops, followed by eagles.
The statesmen are nowhere to be found.
Only we, the women,
are left with our mourning throats.